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UK firm selling zombie fortification cabin
It’s no good leaving it until you notice Walmart only has one can of beans left and there are no cars on the road… you need to take pre-emptive action before the undead start taking over.
To help you when the inevitable happens, one British company – Tiger Log Cabins – is offering a Zombie Fortification Cabin on its website. This construction comes with a ’10 year anti-zombie guarantee’, and features an upper deck vantage point, an escape hatch, reinforced windows and doors, an arsenal storage unit and a garden area for growing vegetables. The ZFC-1 also boasts a kitchen area with a microwave, as well as a living area with a TV, Xbox and sound system.
The base price is £70,000 ($113,000), but for extra dollars you can add a Big Bear Water Cannon, search lights, security cameras, a flame thrower, riot protection outfit and solar panels. With Halloween only a few weeks away, we’d advise getting fully kitted out. It also costs extra to have it installed, which we’d strongly recommend; you don’t want to be standing there with a screwdriver and 300 planks of wood when the living dead arrive in your neighborhood.
Make sure to follow our tips on how to stop a zombie apocalypse, and give us a call when you’ve built your cabin and stocked the cooler. Good luck everyone.